4 Cancel last minute//chronic lateness Everyone’s busy ok? We all carved out 5 hours to go to Taylor’s house on a Saturday afternoon, even though we’re missing my nieces 1st birthday party, and you can’t […]
Dodgeball was a quotable force when it was released back in 2004, starring 2 members of the “Frat Pack,” Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. Now, 18 years later, it’s still one of the best rainy […]
The news of a Knights of the Old Republic (or KOTOR if you’re nasty) came as a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Bioware’s remake to the 2003 classic Star Wars RPG is […]
Ultima Online is both the granddaddy of MMOs and old enough to be the actual grandaddy of a lot of people playing MMOs nowadays. This legendary action-adventure RPG was made when ingenuity had to make […]
On your journey to literally save the planet, you’ll make friends. And some of those friends? You can totally romance. The character art is decidedly sexy. The dialogue illustrations look like they’re a sequel to […]
(We zoomed in on his glasses, and he appears to be looking at the Etsy page for entry #3 in this article.) But the history of “Herogasm” goes back way further than that. The episode is […]
This promoter, Lavell Hardy, initially hired Jones by telling her she’d be Aretha Franklin’s opening act. He then surprised her by presenting her as the actual queen of soul, and when Jones objected, he threatened […]
This piece was written by the Cracked Shop to tell you about products that are being sold there. You’re a smart person. That’s why you never pay full price for anything, cut all the coupons […]
Continue Reading Below VR is becoming more common in the workplace, with new training techniques and immersive meetings becoming ever more prevalent in some fields. This is all well and good, but statistically, these folks […]
Assassin’s Creed: Origins takes place in ancient Egypt. The team wanted to give players a historically realistic feel when walking around the cities and towns caught in the cultural tide shifting between Egypt, Rome, and […]
The similarities between this hardcore fighting game and a family friendly game about splashing your friends with goo are astounding. Nintendo Splatoon. Continue Reading Below Here’s the cover art for Splatoon. Capcom Splatoo- wait a […]
Continue Reading Below But weirdly, the folks at Respeecher won’t confirm or deny this, recently telling Inverse that they “can’t say yes or no on James Earl Jones,” adding that there are “lots of secrets […]
Brain Function TED Foundation Science has vindicated us. The brain’s plasticity is getting a lot of buzz. And that’s great news for gamers. While out of touch nanas, pop-pops, and grammys may look at […]
One of the reasons why Half-Life 2 is one of the most endearing games of all time is that it is goddamn Half-Life 2, another one is all the glorious fan content it gave birth […]
The year’s most intriguing game announcement is not a massive AAA title, it’s not the newest version of GTA 5, it’s not even Splatoon 3 er… Street Fighter 6. It’s an indie game, made not […]
… thus turning him back into a regular Egyptian peasant. And, since he’s 5,000 years old, it only takes a few seconds for him to start looking his age and turn into a corpse. He […]
Continue Reading Below Wardhaugh not only has an entire room that serves as his board, but he also has carefully handpainted over 30,000 miniatures, something we still haven’t found a way to measure in Kurt […]
Continue Reading Below 4Pride Across the Multiverse Wizards of the Coast Bearscape is my new favorite card. Magic: The Gathering may be the most complex game ever created by humans, but you know what’s not […]
Continue Reading Below Then the trailer goes on to have the PC climbing up ropes, shout out to all my fellow acrophobes. We also see the first person perspective using a *shudder* zip line. Which […]
The depths of Final Fantasy VII’s code are home to many creepy mysteries, but the most mysterious of all lives near the surface. We’re talking about an entity known only as the “red guy”. He’s […]