Iron Man’s Cancelled Game Looked Great (But Disney Ruined It)

Iron man performing an ultra-cool stunt.

Avalanche then went on to make more successful Just Cause games, and also the Mad Max video game, which totally slaps. And what did we get? Well, the closer we ever got to an Iron man game is the embarrassingly slow Iron Man segments in the crappy microtransaction hell that’s the Marvel’s Avengers game. So, to try to put it into perspective, this is what we could have had:

Disney, Avalanche

Avalanche built this in an office, with a box of dumb demands from Disney.

And at what we ended up getting:

Iron Man in Marvel's Avengers is impossibly slow and boring

Disney, Crystal Dynamics

That’s a whopping 22 mph, not even enough to break the speed limit.

Yeah, really. Someone did the math:

Well, good thing that’s the only problem of the Marvel’s Avengers game we ended up getting – so long as we ignore all the others. Disney has recently announced their upcoming games showcase and man…

…we can barely wait to learn of all the projects Disney will botch next!

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