Continue Reading Below – but then in the following episode, there’s a brief shot of a TV news ticker blurb mentioning that Burton and a “non-celebrity companion” had been “captured by pirates in the Gulf […]
Writers: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Jordan BreedingCzar Of Audio-Visual Activities: Dave BrownEditors: Caleb Gritsko, Jordan Breeding Cezary’s Twitter is riiiight here. Check out Jordan’s other work or connect on Twitter. Catch up with Dave Brown on […]
Sony will soon launch its new loyalty program, called Playstation Stars – no, not to be confused with the Playstation Plus service or the defunct Playstation All-Stars game. Anyone who’s into conspiracy theories should probably […]
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Continue Reading Below Mothma’s importance to this era of Star Wars is nothing new. However, this basic storyline was briefly outlined way back in 1983 – not in Return of the Jedi itself, but in […]
3 Amy Schumer Netflix “Our son, his name is Gene. He was named Gene for my husband’s mother, Jean, was her name. And then we named him Attell for his middle name, after Dave Attell, […]
12 Friends NBC Friends ran for a ten seasons on NBC, but despite viewer interest, the show was almost canceled after its fourth season. While viewership was still at an all-time high, the show faced […]
Unless everything you know about hackers you learned from the underrated sci-fi classic documentary Hackers, you’ll probably think that real-life hacks are more about social engineering than about actual hardcore coding over the sound of […]
Continue Reading Below Now, I’ve experienced some pushback on this idea, mostly from people who have tried to explain to me that there is more than one type of gas. This is classic academic horse […]
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9 …Who Helped Him Hide From Republican National Convention Security Wikimedia Commons: Montclair Film Oliver and Norley met at the 2008 Republican National Convention. He was there with The Daily Show, she was there with […]
Continue Reading Below Seeing a horrible young Prince living in King’s Landing obviously calls to mind Joffrey (the character from Game of Thrones, not the one-day-old baby from House of the Dragon), and not surprisingly, […]
7 The Simpsons: Elizabeth Taylor And Maggie’s First Word The iconic actress was brought in to say the baby’s first word, and executive producer Al Jean once recounted the memorable occasion: “Usually for the records, […]
4 Become A Stew Pixabay Both of these first two tips focus on feeding, but different forms of the verb. Where before you were consuming, in this form, you are the one to take that […]
Continue Reading Below So after the tenets of two different major religions were basically proven, what did Indy believe? Well, at the end of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, he gets […]
Continue Reading Below Because these new, “corneal” contact lenses were much smaller, the eye was able to absorb vastly more oxygen through the exposed sclera during wear. We were still a ways away from long-term […]
For as long as there have been humans, there have also been humans trying to kill humans. It’s kind of our thing. We just can’t seem to sit still and not do the whole killing […]
Tired All The Time Bandai Namco This guy never gets tired. Waking up exhausted, already fantasizing about the day being done and getting back into the sweet embrace of your bed isn’t something video […]
Continue Reading Below In an episode of Ted Lasso, a sportswriter tells Ted about a story they’ve written that would damage the beloved coach’s reputation, claiming an anonymous source provided the information. Almost never will […]
Continue Reading Below The doors to the academy were guarded by two Glintstone Mages, who, let’s be honest, look exactly like the Burger King mascot. They whooped my ass. And then again. And again. So […]