Ask The Photographer If You Can Buy Pictures Of Other People And 14 More Apex George Carlin Jokes

Muhammad Ali and Jimmy Carter

Solving The Housing Crisis

“I got just the place for lost-cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses. Perfect, golf courses. Just what we need: plenty of good land in nice neighborhoods. Land that is currently being wasted on a meaningless, mindless activity. Engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen, who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer among themselves.”

The Government Wanted Muhammad Ali To Change Jobs

Wikimedia Commons: Trikosko, Marion S., photographer

“He couldn’t work for a while. Of course, he had a strange job, beating people up…Government wanted him to change jobs. The government wanted him to kill people. He thought it over, and he said, ‘no that’s where I draw the line. I’ll beat ‘em up, but I won’t kill ‘em.’ And the government told him, ‘well if you won’t kill ‘em, we won’t let you beat ‘em up.’”

Share This Article