15 Dark NFL Stories That We Forgot About
9 The NFL Shoots Itself In The Foot With Warren Moon After winning the Rose Bowl MVP in college, Warren Moon somehow went undrafted by the NFL (read: he was a Black quarterback). He […]
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The Wildest Details of the Lori Vallow ‘Doomsday Mom’ Murder Case
11 Missing Children In September, Vallow moved with her daughter, 17-year-old Tylee Ryan, and son with Charles, seven-year-old J.J. Vallow, to Idaho to be near Daybell, and no one ever saw the children again. Vallow’s […]
4 Gamers Who Physically Damaged Games To Get Better Performance
1 Becoming the King Of Kong by literally bending Donkey Kong to his will The Damaging Strategy: Alongside Athene, Billy Mitchel was for a while one of the most respected gamers in the world – […]
A Brief Timeline Of Starbucks’ Path To World Domination
The weather is finally starting to cool down as the massively overrated sweatfest that is summer comes to a close, and pale grown up indoor kids like myself across the country are rejoicing. Fall approaches, […]
6 Dumbest Old-Timey Workout and Diet Fads People Sold
2 Titty Hammock Molby Revolving Hammock Co. There are ideas that aren’t meant to leave the drawing board, and then there are ideas that aren’t meant to leave the darkest corners of your mind. “Hey […]
A Hacker Forced Thousands To Play An Impossible Game
“Ransomware” is the name given to a type of malicious software that locks away a person’s files until they pay off the asshole who created the program and infected their computer. A fan of space […]
Assassin’s Creed Games Just Keep Getting Better
A lot of old players, er, players of the original series, don’t particularly like the newer, truly open world entries. They’d rather slink in the shadows and study the subtle art of silent killing. You […]
Assassin’s Creed Games Just Keep Getting Better
A lot of old players, er, players of the original series, don’t particularly like the newer, truly open world entries. They’d rather slink in the shadows and study the subtle art of silent killing. You […]
Hackers Found The Creepiest Stuff Inside ‘LittleBigPlanet’
LittleBigPlanet is Sony’s very late answer to N64’s smash hit Super Mario 64 in the sense that it was the Playstation’s best platformer but also in the sense that it hid a bunch of prime […]
The Price Of ‘Magic: The Gathering’s Most Expensive Cards Over The Years
If you’re a Magic: The Gathering player or just vaguely aware of the game, you’ve probably heard about the game’s most expensive card selling for over half a million dollars. While that’s an eye-catching number […]
To Make It In Hollywood, Your Life Must Become A Cautionary Tale
Continue Reading Below Charles Bukowski once called the urge to write the Itch from Hell, and I think he was on to something there. You should write because you have to write, not because you think it’s […]
A Complete History of Goop Being Awful
5 “Leanest Livable Weight” (Samuel Ramos/Unsplash) Goop came under only somewhat undeserving fire in 2019 when one of their “experts” advised readers to aim for their “leanest livable weight.” That sounds like “the thinnest you […]
This Movie Was Hell: 4 Ways ‘The Karate Kid’ Was Almost KO’d
4 Pat Morita Wasn’t Even Considered For The Role Of Mr. Miyagi It’s hard to imagine The Karate Kid without Pat Morita’s touching performance as Mr. Miyagi, Daniel LaRusso’s sensei, father figure, and non-canonical toothpaste […]
‘Stranger Things’ Star David Harbour Joins The Even-Stranger ‘Gran Turismo’ Movie
Imagine living in a world where a huge studio spends over $120 million on an Uncharted movie, nobody ends up liking it, and their takeaway is that they should invest in the movie adaptation of […]
Saturday Night Live: When Mr. Rogers Confronted The Show
Rogers confessed to David Letterman that he thought imitations like Murphy’s could be downright dangerous. One radio guy in particular irked Rogers with an imitation that directed children to combine mom’s hairspray with dad’s cigarette […]
‘Harry Potter’s Death Eaters Continue To Be Lame As Hell
Continue Reading Below Even in the context of the Harry Potter stories, Death Eaters are lame and hilariously incompetent – like the time they were handily defeated by a group of kids as if they […]
Why ‘The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power’ Is So Freaking Boring
But we have to admit that The Rings of Power, for all its high-priced grandeur, likable cast, and intriguing characters, is … boring as hell. Even for a show that is a prequel to a […]
4 Movie Franchises You’re Enjoying Wrong, Dummy (VIDEO)
Writers: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Jordan BreedingCzar Of Audio-Visual Activities: Dave BrownEditors: Caleb Gritsko, Jordan Breeding Cezary’s Twitter is riiiight here. Check out Jordan’s other work or connect on Twitter. Catch up with Dave Brown on […]
David Bowie’s Weirdest Film Role Came From A Dumb Joke
Even for a movie based on a show that featured evil owls and interdimensional giants, seeing the guy who sang “Space Oddity” show up, scream about someone named “Judy” like Foghorn Leghorn for 30 seconds, […]
5 Dumb Glitches That Hilariously Kneecapped Computers
For a while, Kane’s tale went exactly as you’d expect for a gambling addict: He lost money, year after year, throwing away all the savings he’d gained as a professional musician. One losing streak in […]