Gavin Rossdale
Rossdale had a five-year relationship with artist Pearl Lowe in the ‘80s but still claims he somehow didn’t know her daughter, who was officially his goddaughter and whose “school parents’ evenings” he attended, was also his until 2004. He even told Lowe he’d never speak to her again if she let the child take a DNA test “and he’s kept his word,” apparently because it made Gwen Stefani mad, which is fair. She’s way too perky not to be secretly terrifying.
Louis Armstrong
Louis Armstrong was officially childless because, according to his wife, he was sterile, but he at least was convinced he’d fathered a child with a dancer in the ‘50s who wasn’t known to the public until 2012. In fact, in letters to his business manager, he wrote that he believed he knew the exact moment “that cute little baby girl was made.” Unprofesh, Louis.