Writer: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz Czar Of Audio-Visual Activities: Dave Brown Editors: Caleb Gritsko, Jordan Breeding 3-D Design: Daniel Crane Cezary’s Twitter is riiiight here. Also, catch Jordan on Twitter. Be sure to subscribe to Cracked’s YouTube channel to check […]
Writer: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz Czar Of Audio-Visual Activities: Dave Brown Editors: Caleb Gritsko, Jordan Breeding 3-D Design: Daniel Crane Cezary’s Twitter is riiiight here. Also, catch Jordan on Twitter. Be sure to subscribe to Cracked’s YouTube channel to check […]
Continue Reading Below The men knew they were starving, and they documented how they felt. Wrote Willis, “Starvation on nardoo is by no means very unpleasant, but for the weakness one feels, and the utter […]
It takes a special kind of wacko to make Alex Jones look like the voice of reason on his own show, but that’s exactly what Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, accomplished yesterday in a […]
Contrary to what is becoming a disturbingly popular belief, Adolf Hitler, amateur painter and leader of the Third Reich, is “no good” — at least according to the late great Norm Macdonald. The internet is […]
In a shocking announcement, the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company has publicly declared that he would like to continue printing money indefinitely. Yesterday, at the New York Times DealBook Summit, a convention that hosts […]
Continue Reading Below Typically, when a great joke leads to the birth of a baby, the responsible comedian is a part of the conception, not the delivery. Plenty of comics have gotten lucky off […]
Continue Reading Below Instead of the researchers going, “Oh, wonderful! We eagerly await your results!,” they mostly just asked, “Hey, stop fucking with the sharks.” Scientists already have plenty of their own research on tonic […]
Through the extensive ad campaign, Chase and Raising Cane’s founder Todd Graves have recreated the most iconic scenes from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation in order to simultaneously promote the Baton Rouge-based chicken finger chain and […]
Crystal told his colleague in the “Hosting Every F—ing Oscars” business about his family’s Thanksgiving, including events from the weeks leading up to the feast during which Crystal and his wife tried to shed pounds […]
Fans of Berlant were not surprised to see the comic use precious screen time on one of the most popular late-night programs to try to score free broth — Berlant co-hosts the podcast Poog with […]
Tinsel, eggnog, drunken relatives and… Ben Affleck? Yeah, the star of this year’s least-erotic erotic thriller isn’t someone that we typically associate with Christmas, but this wasn’t due to a lack of trying. Back in […]
However, within the food category, they also retired a couple categories that weren’t so much about the amount of food as they were the fact that it wasn’t really food at all. The record for […]
Continue Reading Below Eagleheart was an Adult Swim oddity from the early 2010s, starring Chris Elliott as a deranged U.S. Marshall. But Elliott had nothing on Silly Sammy, a kids’ show host who came on […]
Continue Reading Below The original tagline was “often a bridesmaid,” not “always a bridesmaid,” which made it technically more accurate than the version we remember today. Edna and Katherine Heigl were frequently bridesmaids, but they […]
Adam Sandler made a stop on his warpath to Oscar night to accept the performer tribute award at the 32nd annual Gotham Awards where the Sandman surprised us all with the revelation that, apparently, humor […]
Fresh off the well-received premier of his Hulu miniseries Fleishman Is in Trouble, Oscar-nominated actor Jesse Eisenberg is looking forward to the release of his screenwriting and directorial debut in When You Finish Saving The […]
Continue Reading Below Number One is Walking takes the form of a graphic novel, strolling through a visual history of Martin’s comedy movies including The Jerk, All of Me, The Three Amigos, Planes, Trains and […]
Continue Reading Below Number One is Walking takes the form of a graphic novel, strolling through a visual history of Martin’s comedy movies including The Jerk, All of Me, The Three Amigos, Planes, Trains and […]
Continue Reading Below All the while, 21 Jump Street has a blast sending up action-movie tropes. Hill got his wish — they did, indeed, blow shit up — but the over-the-top sequences never felt excessive. […]