One underrated advantage of being human is you can go wherever you like. You can survive just about any spot on Earth (sometimes with the help of protective equipment). You can also reach just about […]
Don’t ask us how we know, but certain people, according to their friends and spouses, are a nightmare to watch movies with because they simply know too much about them — and insist on telling everyone. Not […]
Tim Burton is back. The famous filmmaker, artist and guy who showed the world that not owning a comb isn’t a dealbreaker for Monica Bellucci technically never left, but now he’s made a movie that people […]
Beetlejuice isn’t the most kid-friendly source material. The two main characters are a couple who tragically died in a car accident and now have to learn to cope with being dead. The titular character — […]
While fans of Rick and Morty will reportedly have to wait until 2025 for new episodes of the show, Adult Swim has been attempting to fill the lengthy gap between seasons with the bizarre new Rick and Morty: […]
It’s popular to crap on movies where “nothing” happens, that are all color and texture and symbolic significance, and that’s not fair. Sometimes, “nothing” is the best thing that can happen in a movie. But it’s […]
Truly, no one is more long-suffering than a TV fan whose series has been running for at least three or four seasons. It’s probably getting staler than last year’s candy corn, but as long as those advertising […]
Before they were TV stars and vanity restaurant moguls, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone made Cannibal! The Musical, a low-budget retelling of the story of Alfred Packer, the old-timey prospector who was convicted of cannibalism. Although really, […]
Sarah Squirm, aka Saturday Night Live’s Sarah Sherman, is making amends. Specifically, she’s using her Instagram account to reach out to all the worms she may have kidnapped, harmed or even murdered in the name of comedy. […]
Presumably because movies like Joker and Cruella proved that audiences just love villain origin stories, this week we’re getting Reagan, a brand new biopic about the 40th President of the United States starring Dennis Quaid, Penelope Ann Miller and Jon Voight. […]
Is there anything more frustrating than when a character has a flashback to a younger version of themselves that looks nothing like them? Okay, probably, but it’s a real “you had one job” situation. Sometimes, it […]
Remember that one friend of yours when you were nine, who said that they’d end up playing professional basketball? We have some bad news for you. We checked in with them, and it turns out […]
Matt Rife is a man of his word. When Whitney Cummings used her podcast to play matchmaker for Rife and Haliey Welch, the young woman who went viral for her “hawk tuah” video, the comedian offered […]
A patient is recovering from surgery, and the doctor asks him how he’s doing. “Not bad,” says the patient. “But I’ve been feeling very thirsty.” “That reminds me,” says the doctor. “I left my sponge […]
If you’re munching on some turkey jerky while reading this, fear not: We’re not here to protest every possible killing of an animal, or to say you can never use animals parts for anything. Meat […]
There’s no late-night activity that Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer liked better than catching a movie at their local theater. While they occasionally stood in line for actual classics like Weekend at Bernie’s II, they also […]
Good news — the government probably doesn’t care how you play games. If you drop money in the center of the Monopoly board, and it goes to whoever lands on Free Parking, no one will […]
Parodies are fun, but it only takes one Disaster Movie to understand the irony involved in a bad movie making fun of a good one. Even in a competent satire, it’s a lot easier to point out […]
When it comes to sitcom thievery, Stephanie Tanner has nothing on her Uncle Jesse. After the Fuller House revival ended its Netflix run, John Stamos made off with the blue-and-yellow loveseat that sat center stage for both […]
It’s hard to imagine Seinfeld without Elaine Benes, as played by the great Julia Louis-Dreyfus. In addition to her iconic bad dancing and overly-aggressive “get outs,” Elaine obviously provided a crucial female perspective to the core […]