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This planet would have been five times bigger, then a collision blasted most of it away. Continue Reading Below 5. We used to think another planet orbited between the Sun and Mercury. We called it […]
Unfortunately, even as our world is currently going through a number of novel and devastating trials and tribulations, we get no respite from the usual mildly obnoxious bull****. The latest goings-on to make everyone collectively […]
Continue Reading Below The film is … not very good. Despite the solid cast, which also includes Freaks and Geeks star Samm Levine, The Walking Dead’s Norman Reedus and the legendary George Segal, it’s awkward […]
4. A president died eating a Fourth of July dessert. Zachary Taylor ate cherries and iced milk, then stomach pains set in, and he died days later. Still worth it. Continue Reading Below 5. Independence […]
Continue Reading Below His lifelong love of animals almost kept him from becoming the famous voice he is today. In an interview with Eurogamer, Cockle talked about his noble ambitions before he got his start […]
The main reason we don’t have more people talking about how the original Red Dead Redemption is the best game ever made with the Rockstar name on it is that PC-only gamers sadly never got […]
Continue Reading Below After Roberts and his colleagues played clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm to their schizophrenic patients, the researchers led a group discussion in which the patients analyzed where Larry went wrong and how […]
Continue Reading Below That looks great, but we’re also thinking they must’ve also used that as an excuse to ask for something even sexier, so here it is: That’s especially interesting as just this week […]
4 Cancel last minute//chronic lateness Everyone’s busy ok? We all carved out 5 hours to go to Taylor’s house on a Saturday afternoon, even though we’re missing my nieces 1st birthday party, and you can’t […]
Dodgeball was a quotable force when it was released back in 2004, starring 2 members of the “Frat Pack,” Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. Now, 18 years later, it’s still one of the best rainy […]
The news of a Knights of the Old Republic (or KOTOR if you’re nasty) came as a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Bioware’s remake to the 2003 classic Star Wars RPG is […]
Ultima Online is both the granddaddy of MMOs and old enough to be the actual grandaddy of a lot of people playing MMOs nowadays. This legendary action-adventure RPG was made when ingenuity had to make […]
On your journey to literally save the planet, you’ll make friends. And some of those friends? You can totally romance. The character art is decidedly sexy. The dialogue illustrations look like they’re a sequel to […]
(We zoomed in on his glasses, and he appears to be looking at the Etsy page for entry #3 in this article.) But the history of “Herogasm” goes back way further than that. The episode is […]
This promoter, Lavell Hardy, initially hired Jones by telling her she’d be Aretha Franklin’s opening act. He then surprised her by presenting her as the actual queen of soul, and when Jones objected, he threatened […]
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Continue Reading Below VR is becoming more common in the workplace, with new training techniques and immersive meetings becoming ever more prevalent in some fields. This is all well and good, but statistically, these folks […]
Assassin’s Creed: Origins takes place in ancient Egypt. The team wanted to give players a historically realistic feel when walking around the cities and towns caught in the cultural tide shifting between Egypt, Rome, and […]
The similarities between this hardcore fighting game and a family friendly game about splashing your friends with goo are astounding. Nintendo Splatoon. Continue Reading Below Here’s the cover art for Splatoon. Capcom Splatoo- wait a […]