“Oh, yeah,” she replied. “No shit?” I said, expecting this to be a set up to a joke about how it’s haunted by obnoxious Boomers who buy $19 cups of hummingbird feed mixed in with […]
Continue Reading Below The emergence of the term “dad joke” comes from a 1987 column in The Gettysburg Times, titled, “Don’t Ban the ‘Dad’ Jokes; Preserve and Revere Them.” In the plea, editor Jim Kalbaugh […]
Continue Reading Below Now you might be skeptical, but Dr Young’s butt plugs seem to have been a big hit. Not only were they sold for over 40 years, but ads are full of glowing […]
Continue Reading Below Now you might be skeptical, but Dr Young’s butt plugs seem to have been a big hit. Not only were they sold for over 40 years, but ads are full of glowing […]
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Lakshmi couldn’t have chosen a better outfit to demonstrate her sophistication and her sense of humor than with the Carl Havoc costume from I Think You Should Leave. It comes as no surprise that a […]
Continue Reading Below Then, of course, there’s the issue of The Weird Place being a family business. Back in 1992, Carvey was famously in the running to become the next host of Late Night on […]
Continue Reading Below Even curiouser, this grifter’s name is “Jim” – as in Jimmy McGill, Saul’s birth name? And while Roseanne takes place in the fictional town of Lanford, Illinois, Jimmy is from Cicero, Illinois […]
2 What Probably Really Happened (Adrian Swancar/Unsplash) If there’s any truth to the legend of Gil Perez, there’s a very simple explanation. Like everything else regarding mental health, it was hilariously un-understood back then, but […]
Continue Reading Below After a graphic showed a comparison between Patriots coach Bill Belichick and his contemporaries among the list of all-time winningest NFL coaches, including George Halas of the Bears and the Dolphins’ Don […]
Continue Reading Below McCann: We did about a dozen of those Frankenstein bits. Certain bits we did would be used more frequently because they required less lead time, but “Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our […]
Continue Reading Below Early aughts comedians proudly inviting cancellation is in vogue right now, but this is one of the more egregious examples of a comedian whose old material isn’t worth starting a cultural discussion […]
Per the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards’ website, the competition was founded by nature photographer Paul Joynson-Hicks in 2015 when he had the idea to promote some of the goofiest photographs he had in his portfolio […]
No matter how many closets a boring human slasher pops out from, it never gets us going quite like a big scary monster. It might be easier said than done, but you know how to […]
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Continue Reading Below Weirdly, this was just a thing The Rock routinely did before he was a movie star, wearing ridiculously garish shirts, with alarmingly complicated patterns, that were shockingly pricey, usually $500 – Continue […]
For those of you who didn’t pause the movie to take notes on the contents of said paper like a maniac, allow us to inform you about some of the messed-up secrets it holds. For […]
Reportedly, Nolan decided to grow the corn for real, an idea he got from Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel – yes, the movie that featured Russell Crowe zipping through an alien planet on a giant […]
13 Butterfinger Ferrero SpA Butterfingers are just a LOT, in my opinion. And they give off the same vibe about the person giving them out. Adults that give out Butterfingers feel like they’re also going […]
Continue Reading Below So other than King’s experience – which, to be honest, could be chalked up to some funky late-night fondue (it was the ‘70s, after all) – have any other people had ghostly […]