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If you’ve scrolled the site formerly known as Twitter recently, you’ve probably encountered a post by @ArchiveDILFs. An exhaustive repository of photos, videos, and fan cams of the world’s sexiest daddies, the account is run by Matheus and Isaiah Barbosa, two 20-year-olds from São Paulo who, despite being quite a bit younger than the men they post, are well-studied in the art of DILF. Jonathan Bailey, they explain, is not a DILF, while Jeremy Allen White is. And by the way, they can see all your thirsty replies. “The Archived DILFs community is completely shameless,” the Barbosa’s told us when we slid into their DMs for this week’s edition of Search History, in which they tell us which country has the most DILFs per-capita (and reveal their own DILF Mount Rushmore).

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INTERVIEW: Hi, guys! ASL?

MATHEUS BARBOSA: Male (he/him), São Paulo, Brazil, we’re both 20.

ISAIAH BARBOSA: Non-binary (he/they), São Paulo, Brazil.

INTERVIEW: What’s in your systems right now?

ISAIAH: Strawberry iced tea and bread.

MATHEUS: Rice and chicken hide.

INTERVIEW: Tell us, what are the most important attributes in a DILF?

ISAIAH: A big personality (as big as your arms) and gray hair.

MATHEUS: Looks like a real daddy, preferably over 40 years old.

INTERVIEW: Tell us the origin story of @ArchiveDILFs.

MATHEUS: ArchiveDILFs was born as a joke by a group of friends based on Twitter messages, where we started by posting the members’ favorite actors. Over time, people started asking for their own favs and the account grew organically until it was this large community it is today. Currently, I manage it together with Asi (Isaiah), who joined later.

INTERVIEW: Which DILFs tend to receive the most engagement?

ISAIAH: Pedro Pascal and Mads Mikkelsen!!! The classics!

MATHEUS: But at the moment after the Oscars, it’s Swann Arlaud.

INTERVIEW: Oh, yeah. The lawyer from Anatomy of a Fall. Can you send a screenshot of your most recent Google searches?

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INTERVIEW: Who’s often mistaken for a DILF, but really isn’t one?

MATHEUS: Jonathan Bailey, he’s actually 35 years old and childless, but with his adorable grey hair the DILF community has adopted him. Well, let’s expect Viscount Bridgerton to have a child soon.

INTERVIEW: And who IS a DILF, but goes unrecognized?

ISAIAH: Aaron Taylor Johnson and Jeremy Allen White. They’re both girl dads but they were fathers before they were 30 so they are almost teen daddies.

INTERVIEW: What’s the horniest DM you guys have ever received?

MATHEUS: We don’t have a DM but a quote tweet (the Archived DILFs community is completely shameless) It translates to: “I wanted him to cum and sleep with his dick inside my ass.”

INTERVIEW: You guys are often circulating rare photos of DILFs. Where do you find your content?

ISAIAH: Instagram, fan accounts on Twitter (sometimes fans send photos to us), Getty images, Pinterest, Reddit and Tumblr. Our archive is really big.

INTERVIEW: What’s your favorite photo you’ve ever published?

MATHEUS: This photo changed lives! It came out right around the time of The Last of Us and as I love Pedro Pascal and Murray Bartlett I used it practically everywhere, besides being a really cute photo.

INTERVIEW: Who’s topping who?

ISAIAH: We think this is difficult to answer, they’re both top tier.

INTERVIEW: What’s the best part of running a popular account followed by thousands of gay men?

ISAIAH: Having followers not only from the Latin American area. And quote tweets and comments not only in Portuguese or Spanish, but in different languages

MATHEUS: And knowing that we are welcomed by a really cool community that understands most of our posts and likes the same things we like.

INTERVIEW: On that note, which country has the most DILFS per capita?

MATHEUS: We Latinos are difficult, because our DILFs are far apart from others. We are the DILFiest region, but not just one country. The country with the most DILFs is probably Denmark. They have Mads Mikkelsen, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Viggo Mortensen

INTERVIEW: Can you send us a selfie?

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INTERVIEW: Very funny. Last but not least, tell us your Mount Rushmore of DILFs.

ISAIAH: Colin Firth, Mads Mikkelsen, Gael Garcia Bernal and Lazaro Ramos.

MATHEUS: David Harbour, Pedro Pascal, Murray Bartlett and ⁠Mads Mikkelsen.

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