We’ve given plenty of jokes from professional comedians the Hall of Fame honors this year, but this time around we’re giving props to some classic lines from people who made a name for themselves in other lines of work. Comedy may not have been their true calling in life, but for these lines alone, they certainly deserve the credit. So, let’s all hop into the time machine and enjoy the most randomly star-studded amateur open mic night ever.
Rod Stewart on Marriage
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
Related: Why Jon Stewart And Tucker Carlson Aren’t The Same
Ernest Hemmingway’s Lesson on Humility
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Public Domain