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Perhaps the best thing to come out of the Roast of Tom Brady is all of the behind-the-scenes stories that are being spilled.
Comedian Nikki Glaser has been a gold mine of tales from the roast.
Julian Edelman and Drew Bledsoe shared a backstage story about Bill Belichick running into Robert Kraft that was eye-opening.
Gronk supposedly injured someone
And now comedian Andrew Schulz has shared some of his reactions to the events of the evening.
“Kim Kardashian was… what I would say about Kim is that, um, she’s striking,” the comedian revealed on the latest edition of his Flagrant podcast. “She’s like perfectly symmetrical. Like you look at her and you’re like, ‘wow.’
“But I’ve never seen somebody be so disassociated in my life. She, if somebody told me, ‘Hey, it’s not really Kim Kardashian, she has this robot where she can essentially control what it says, but it’s there’s no human aspect to it I’d be like, ‘Oh, oh, I get it.’
“She sat with perfect posture for three hours straight, right? Smiled, laughed, I’ve never seen anything like that, just completely detached.
“She’s so comfortable … again, I don’t know, I’m sure she’s nice and all the other things, the only thing, it just looked completely unaffected.
“Even when she was up there, they were kind of booing her,” Andrew Schulz continued. “It didn’t make her smile. It didn’t make her sad. It was nothing.
“There was one guy in the crowd, this is kind of really funny, ’cause the crowd was basically a Buffalo Bills tailgate.
“Kim’s up, she’s doing her set, she’s almost at the end of her set and then this guy in the stands, out of nowhere, just goes, ‘B—-! … It was as if he had been holding it in for a whole minute and he just couldn’t hold it anymore. Just seeing Kim Kardashian on stage for three minutes was too much for him to hold it in.”