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“For too long, people had doubts about my authenticity as a real time traveler,” TikTok user @thetimetraveler2582 writes in their latest video. “Today I come with 100% proof.”
With almost 300,000 TikTok followers and over 2.9 million likes on their videos, somebody out there must believe them though, right? It’s not they are the only time traveler out there making dire warnings from the future for the world that have hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of people follow on TikTok.
It is strange that many of their videos are formatted exactly the same though. Anyway, on to the warnings from our friend from the year 2582.
“Remember these upcoming dates of major events in the next weeks/months,” our friendly neighborhood time traveler wrote. “This time you should believe my authenticity.”
• December 29, 2024: The rocket Falcon 9 Block 5 is sent to space, but hits the firmament. It is shortly confirmed by NASA itself that the firmament is real. The outer space is a massive ocean. Many discoveries will be made shortly after.
• January 30, 2025: The world finally finds peace. Every conflict comes to an end during this year. It will last for a few weeks before coming back much stronger. This period of peace will be historical and named “Calm Before Storm.”
• February 2, 2025: Aliens are officially confirmed to be living on Earth among us. They are working with the government of the USA in advanced technology. They are way ahead of our civilization. (This must be as a result of his prediction that on August 27, 2024 an alternative universe with new form of life would be discovered.)
• April 5, 2025: Two scientists find the greatest cure to have ever been discovered. Sadly, they will both go missing shortly after making this discovery. They will never be seen again. No one knows that happened to them.
@thetimetraveler2582 Be prepared for 2025. #timetraveler #timetravel #fypdong #alien #space #peace #usa_tiktok #entertainment ♬ Instinct – Soundridemusic
Other warnings @thetimetraveler2582 has issued in the past for the year 2025 include a small meteor containing antimatter hitting Earth on December 12, 2025; Grand Theft Auto VI being officially released on PS5 and PS5 Pro on October 25, 2025; and on January 1, 2026, “the great reset happens, making a huge change for humanity.”
Now, before doubts start to creep in about our time traveler’s authenticity, keep in mind that last year a physicist in Australia figured out how to make time travel viable without paradoxes by proving, theoretically, that space-time can adapt itself. So they’ve got that going for them.