The Most Unfair Ways To Die In ‘Dark Souls’, ‘Bloodborne’, ‘Elden Ring’, And More

falling to your (first of many) deaths

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The good news is that From Software is up to no good as usual with Elden Ring, a game that once again puts players up against a supposedly unbeatable boss. Once players see through that BS and kill his ass, they’ll get to walk to a platform where they’ll be treated to a gorgeous sight as well as sudden death.

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And that’s not even the worse reward you get from being good in these series. At some point, players might come across a beggar. Few people play these games to embody an asshole, so many may end up telling this man to go to the chapel, one of the two places in this game where people will supposedly be safe from monsters.

the suspicious beggar

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He’s munching down on two people when we find him, so we gotta presume he’s blind

Too bad that the beggar is the only monster who doesn’t fear God and he will eat the other friendly NPCs one by one. An alternative would be sending the innocent NPCs to Iosefka’s clinic, a place where instead of being murdered, they’ll get tortured and turned into blue Jellyfish-like aliens. If your good skills won’t do you in around these parts, rest assured that your good heart will.

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