“I like to think I might be the muse behind Live Más, which is probably why they brought me on to apologize for their maybe-too-extreme innovations in the mornings,” says Pete in a press release that was in no way written for him by an advertising copywriter trying to speak Gen Z. “Taco Bell got too caught up with today’s hustle and forgot people like to ease into their morning with tasty, simple food. Here to stay are delicious burritos and Crunch-things or Crunchwraps or whatever they’re called.”
Taco Bell and Pete can do better. For an example of how to properly ridicule an overstuffed menu, look no further than Saturday Night Live, Davidson’s old stomping grounds. Over at Taco Town, Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis, and Andy Samberg try to choke down every combination of meat, cheese, and beans known to man.