Schmidt is a champion of the American melting pot.
“Being brown, you have the wisdom of a thousand white women.”
Schmidt on empathy.
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Schmidt might be a serial killer?
“Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings? How do you get anything done?”
Schmidt on what makes the perfect party.
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“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’
I’ve never been to a party without a tiger so I understand how he feels.
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