In the world of Elden Ring, getting death’s sweet release is completely out of the table. Whenever a body gets damaged to the point of no longer being capable of carrying its soul, the soul leaves it and instead of finding rest, it will enter a big ass tree and get resurrected somewhere else. The Dung Eater has found a way to prevent this from happening, but his alternative is an even worse kind of eternal torment. By looking into Sekiro, another game by Hidetaka Miyazaki, we find out that the defiling process involves removing someone’s soul through their butt,
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and that’s terrible. Game Over (for people who don’t want to see how much worse it actually gets).
Oh well, no one can accuse us of not trying to save our readers from mind-defilement. Well, the thing somehow gets worse because the defiler’s master plan culminates in putting one’s soul up his own butt.
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Though, to be fair, probably still better than spending eternity trapped inside Dark Souls 2
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