Calm Down About Chicken Sandwiches, People

Calm Down About Chicken Sandwiches, People

Wingstop, a restaurant most famous for being part of Rick Ross’ long-term investment portfolio, isn’t even good. Every time I’ve ever had wings from Wingstop it’s tasted like they ordered them from Domino’s and then switched the boxes before they brought them out. This leaves me entirely befuddled at the online excitement about their new menu item launch. The only thing that sounds good about a Wingstop chicken sandwich is the bread preventing me from looking directly at whatever whacked-out chicken patty the employees pulled out of Rick Ross’ freezer.

Look, I can somewhat understand the excitement when Popeyes launched a chicken sandwich, even if it feels like you’re just getting an expensive 1-piece. Popeyes is the Keanu Reeves of the fast food industry–they can do no wrong and I will line up for anything they’re involved in. Popeyes could release a vial of poison and I’d consider it, just because it would probably be delicious. But if you expect me to line up at a Wingstop for a chicken sandwich? I’m depressed but not THAT depressed, sir.

Top Image: Pexels/Wingstop

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