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In case you’ve been living under a rock, Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales and wife of Prince Harry, heir apparent to the British Throne, is missing.
Well, not necessarily missing. But maybe missing! Middleton, usually a public figure, has not been seen since she disappeared more than two months ago for what Kensington Palace said was an unspecified abdominal surgery.
Now it appears that former United States President Barack Obama could well be out for answers.
Obama met with current British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak on Monday. Though neither he nor Sunak’s press team said what the meeting was about.
Could it be that he was trying to figure out what the heck is up with Princess Kate? Well, that’s what some folks are speculating.
Obama is here to ask Sunak about Kate
— Ava-Santina (@AvaSantina) March 18, 2024
In all likelihood, Obama is visiting Sunak and Downing Street as a sheer matter of international diplomacy.
But! What if he’s not?
After all, the former president has been friendly with the royals (unlike LeBron James) in the past and what else does he have to do these days but get to the bottom of the internet’s biggest mystery?
Because the royal family has been so quiet about Kate’s current condition, it’s led to some absolutely mid-blowing rumors.
Those rumors range from online commentators suggesting an “abdominal surgery” could mean a hysterectomy or even a colostomy (requiring a colostomy bag and causing the royal family to not allow her to be seen in public), to some even suggesting that the princess has died.
British tabloids and the royal family have since reassured people that Princess Catherine of Wales is still among us.
But there’s just one problem.
The Mother’s Day photo they circulated of Middleton appears to be a fake. That only served to throw more fuel on the fire.
Where is Kate Middleton? Nobody knows!
But Barack Obama is on the case!