The fun of this item is that for anyone to understand that it’s merch, they have to know Jerry’s exact address. Definitely a great item for people who want to know they own Seinfeld merch but don’t want anyone else to know.
Personalized Jim and Pam Portrait
The perfect wedding gift for the MLM girl you went to high school with, who found The Office instead of a personality. You can have your own faces imposed onto Jim and Pam at the receptionist desk. This has got to be in the top ten most basic things a couple could ever do, aside from dressing up as Jim and Pam every Halloween.
Wagon Wheel Elaine
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You’ve heard of Fusilli Jerry, now strap in for “Wagon Wheel Elaine.” Squint your eyes as you search the screen for her inclusion in the pasta incarnation. Become the owner of the most obscure piece of Seinfeld merch in existence, that will prompt your friends to say “why do you have a punch of wagon wheel pasta glued together.”
Dunder Mifflin Paper
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You are truly paying for the packaging on this one. You could own your very own ream of Dunder Mifflin paper if you wish. Buy it, never open it, stare at it, play catch with it, sit on it if you’re short, the possibilities are endless!
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