Dampier was obsessive about writing down all the weird creatures and plants he saw during his voyages. One scholar imagines Dampier “writing up his journal, describing a bunch of flowers, or a rare fish, in the intervals between looting a wine-shop or sacking a village.” Meanwhile, he was sailing side by side with rapscallions who, at one point, plotted to eat him until they randomly ran into an “abundance of breadfruit” in Guam and were like “fine, we’ll eat that instead (this time).”
In 1697 Dampier published a book called A New Voyage Around the World, which retold his travels and discoveries while omitting the bloodier parts. The book turned him into a celebrity and he was invited to lead the UK’s first scientific expedition of a bizarre land known as New Holland (later “Australia”), but, after a tumultuous return trip that included weeks marooned on an island, he was court-martialled and found guilty of “Hard and cruel usage of the lieutenant” for dumping one of his guys in a jail in Brazil. As a result, he had to give up part of his earnings for the two-year-long trip and was kicked from the Royal Navy, but at least he got another book out of the whole thing.
Dampier ended up circumnavigating the world two more times before his death in 1715 — a year before Our Flag Means Death‘s Stede Bonnet joined the pirate life. It’s a shame that the show can’t add him as a character without compromising its historical accuracy, but if HBO Max ever wants to start a whole -verse of shows based on unlikely pirates, you know where to look for the first spin-off.
Follow Maxwell Yezpitelok‘s heroic effort to read and comment on every ’90s Superman comic at Superman86to99.tumblr.com.
Top image: Wikimedia Commons, HBO