On Alec Baldwin:
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“Alec I first saw you in the movie Pearl Harbor, which was worse than the actual Pearl Harbor. Halfway through I was rooting for the Japanese.”
On Chris Redd and Kenan Thompson:
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“If you don’t know Chris Redd’s work from Saturday Night Live, he does all the impressions that Kenan is too fat to play.”
On Peyton Manning:
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“I just got Peyton Manning’s new book. It’s called ‘Football Good, Fire Bad.’”
With all the comedians that are being taken from this world lately, someone keep an eye on Jeff Ross, because he may roast God into creating another plague.
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