We’ve all wanted to grow up to become Harrison Ford. Is there a cooler man around? And now, Bravest Foot Clogs are about to let you step into his feet… literally—at least into the feet of Harrison Ford as Red Hulk. Bravest is releasing an absolutely unhinged set of Red Hulk Foot Clogs in celebration of Captain America: Brave New World, and they are incredible. We especially love the commitment to really detailing the popping veins on these Red Hulk Foot Clogs. Bravest self-describes them as “highly detailed,” and, yep, we agree. When I’ve got my Red Hulk foot clogs on, I suggest you don’t test me.
You can check them out below.
Bravest is indeed very brave for these Captain America: Brave New World shoe creations. Every kind of “foot clog” is kind of a wild offering. But the Red Hulk foot clogs more than most. And honestly, they are even pretty reasonably priced. The Red Hulk foot clogs will set you back $110 dollars. But what is that in exchange for wearing the weirdest, most eye-popping footwear anyone has ever seen?
Generally, people who see the Red Hulk’s feet up close and personal don’t get to live to tell the tale. But now you can get as close as you like and really appreciate all the nuances. Bravest shares that these Red Hulk foot clogs are a “highly detailed molded foam shoe with cozy leather footbed and crafted steel buckle.” And, like we said, we definitely agree on the “detailed” part. Bonus points, we guess, that this ridiculous Captain America: Brave New World shoe is also super comfortable.
Okay, seriously, though, who is buying them to wear around town? You know you want to. If you do truly want to, the Red Hulk Foot Clogs will be dropping on Friday, February 7 at 2:00pm EST / 11am PST / 8pm CEST. When that time rolls around, you can get them on Bravest’s drop site. But be ready, we feel like they may go fast. To get notified about drop alerts, you can sign up for notifications right now.
Red Hulk Foot Clog STOMP, here we come.