When Anna and Maya show up at a make-out party, they learn that five boys will match up with the five girls. Unfortunately, the pairing up goes back to kickball rules, where the boys pick out which girl they want. It’s sad but memorable. (At least you weren’t paired up with a kid way younger than you like Anna.)
The Dance Away From The Kiss
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When Maya is too scared to kiss in the closet at the make-out party she starts avoiding the boy’s lips like the plague… or cooties. The first escape from the kiss is a “dragon” dance out of the way, and the second includes my favorite line “Hoot hoot. I’m an owl now.”
Standing Up To The Bully
After Maya is deemed “UGIS” or “The Ugliest Girl In School,” she devises a plan to publicly humiliate her bully after school and spreads the word about her upcoming roast. When the two start insulting each other Maya gets a little heat then flames him with the classic “you’ve got an aardvark d*ck and that’s why your dad died.”
So wrong it’s right.
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