Martha Stewart Is Thirsty For Brad Pitt Which Might Explain Thirst Traps

At 81 years young, Martha Stewart remains one of the most eligible bachelorettes in Hollywood. She oversees an empire worth untold amounts of money and is believed to have $400 million in the bank herself. There isn’t a guest list on planet earth where Martha Stewart can’t receive an invitation.

She’s one of the baddest in the game and her recent thirst-trapping posts proved she’s aging better than a 1982 Chateau Margaux. On Wednesday night the Martha Stewart Living host and Martha publisher revealed her celebrity crush is Brad Pitt. Interestingly, she did this on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon which feels like cheating because Jimmy Kimmel is her distant cousin.

Martha was asked about her celebrity crush and told Jimmy “well, if I could meet — I was asked this question once — I’ve been sort of fascinated with this very handsome young boy on Instagram. He’s called Brad Pitt.” She went on to explain that Brad Pitt doesn’t have Instagram but there are ‘Brad Pitt Fan Club’ Instagram pages out there to follow and thirst after the 58-year-old actor.

Martha Stewart didn’t come out and confirm this thirst-trapping video for Green Moutain Coffee Roasters was to gain the attention of Brad Pitt. However, she didn’t deny it. The mere fact that she didn’t mention it at all kind of makes you wonder, doesn’t it???

That video with Martha hit Twitter like a bat out of hell. It was hilarious to see the response back in mid-October once people got word of it:

Martha Stewart previously admitted her prison nickname was ‘M. Diddy’. She regularly hangs out with Snoop Dogg:

Brad Pitt would be an absolute fool to ignore her. He needs to pick up that phone ASAP. And dearest BroBible reader, I hope you took everything written in this article as seriously as possible…