Jessica Simpson Says ‘You Gotta Drink Snake Sperm’

Jessica Simpson, now there is a name we haven’t heard in a while. But the singer is currently going viral after she revealed in a recent video that she drinks snake sperm in order to improve her voice.

Yes, you read that correctly. Jessica Simpson drinks snake sperm to improve her vocals. She does so at the behest of her vocal coach and in the viral Instagram post Simpson is encouraging everyone else to follow her lead.

On the topic of guzzling snake sperm, Jessica Simpson said “if you want a good vocal, you got to drink snake sperm.” I’m not a singer and have no plans to funnel snake sperm in order to turn me into a singer, all because Jessica Simpson told me to, but I’ll take her word and the word of her vocal coach on this because she still has incredible pipes.

Here is that video from 2 days ago which has been going viral:

That video was filmed at the Creative Workshop Recording studio in Nashville which was founded by song writer/producer Buzz Cason back in 1970. Located in the heart of Nashville’s Berry Hill district, this is the HEART of the recording studio district in Nashville with over 40 studios within 0.9 square miles.

Legends who have recorded at the Creative Workshop Recording studio include a young Jimmy Buffett, the Doobie Brothers, Rod Stewart, Merle Haggard, Roy Orbison, Olivia Newton John, and many many more.

I can’t help but wonder, how many of those famous recording artists who have come through the Creative Workshop Recording studio in Nashville have drank snake semen like Jessica Simpson. This has also sort of unleashed my mind to the possibilities of launching a vocal coach prank show. If Jessica Simpson was willing to drink snake semen just because a vocal coach told her too, what else are these coaches capable of getting celebrities to do?

All that said, whatever the coach is doing is working because Jessica Simpson recently released a new EP titled Nashville Canyon and the reception has been great. Here’s the first track released on her YouTube channel:

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