Blue Whales Are Big (No, You Don’t Get it; They’re Really Big)

Blue Whales Are Big (No, You Don’t Get it; They're Really Big)

Moreover, to really drive the point home, whales’ tongues can weigh as much as some elephants. And alright, alright, now what everybody truly wants to know: their junk.

We all know “a whale’s vagina” in German is “San Diego,” of course, but specifically, blue whales’ vaginas can be difficult to study. Still, it can be assumed they can fit several adult humans since they give birth to baby blue whales that can weigh more than a full-size car. Finally, as for their dongs, they can be as long as 16 feet, meaning longer than two Shaqs, or something that’d make your mom giggle and reply, “Oh, that is big, I’ve learned so much with this lovely educational article.”

What a charming, gracious lady, truly deserving of all our respect.

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