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You’re a smart person. That’s why you never pay full price for anything, cut all the coupons out of magazines and newspapers, and drive for miles out of the way to find a gas station with better prices. One could also say you’re a person with too much time on your hands. If you’re starting be not that last one anymore, rest assured that you can get rock-bottom prices and also a life. Save smarter, not harder with a Sam’s Club Plus Membership while it’s half off.
Sam’s Club is basically the Costco of Wal-Mart. It’s a membership warehouse club (owned by the Waltons) that, like Costco, offers premium discounts on high-quality products so long as you buy in bulk. Everything from groceries and kitchen supplies to electronics, furniture, and more are available at truly unbeatable prices. Plus, you can also get access to low prices on hotels, rental cars, live events, attractions, movies, and more, which you’ll actually have time to use now that you’ve got that coupon-shaped monkey off your back.
As a Plus member, you’re entitled to a ton of extra benefits too, like Sam’s Cash, earning 2% back on qualifying in-club purchases up to $500 per year. That’s 10 bucks, man. You gonna turn down 10 free bucks? You’ll also get free shipping when you order online, free curbside pickup, and access to early shopping hours. It’s like Disney’s Magic Mornings for practical people. A Plus membership also gives you savings at the pharmacy and optical center, as well as at the gas tank and tire and battery center.
If you want, you can take your membership even further with a Sam’s Club Mastercard(R), earning even more cash back on purchases you make at Sam’s Club. You can even share your membership with another family member, now that you don’t have to trust them to look for sales tags. Those doofuses always get the name brand.
Inflation is brutal. Fight back. Right now, you can get one year of Sam’s Club Plus Membership for half off at just $50 for a limited time.
Prices are subject to change.