What Could It Cost?
Fox
Lucille: “I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?”
Remember when Bill Gates guessed Pizza Rolls cost $22?
Tobias Funke: The First Analrapist
Fox
Tobias: “Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.”
Always triple-check work emails for mistakes like this!
Saddam Hussein
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Michael: “We’ve got a picture of you with Saddam Hussein.”
George Sr.: “I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi. I told him how much I liked his work!”
What’s ironic is that Saddam did audition for the Soup Nazi but did not get a callback.
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