Last week, comedy icon and personal inspiration Conan O’Brien was a guest on the popular “Hot Ones” YouTube show with Sean Evans. The resulting 27 minutes and 20 seconds contained incisive interview questions and funny bits, yes, but it also served as a scientific study on the effects of capsaicin on the Irish complexion.
If this had been a real study, the following pictures would serve as data, and strong support of my hypothesis, which is “I wouldn’t.”