You’ll Think You’re Fine
Despite all those awesome neurotransmitters going into overdrive, you may not actually feel stoned, because we all know that guy who insists he’s fine to drive even though he spent the afternoon polishing off a joint the size of Snoop Dogg. Your sleep-deprived brain is that guy. People whose reaction times tank due to a lack of sleep tend to think they haven’t changed at all, which can be a disaster when they, say, get behind the wheel. So do everyone a favor and keep your drooling, shambling carcass at home until your next bedtime, where you can only ruin your own life.
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