For the reverse you have to yell “Jordan Peterson makes some good points.”
On Friendship
NBC
“Never better. I’m as happy as a clam who wants to kill some woman.”
Tracy has probably killed someone before right? Not on purpose, just in some hilarious hijinks.
On The Culinary Arts
NBC
“I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.”
Would have loved to have seen his daughter, Cornbread Jordan.
On Responsible Drinking
NBC
“You’re going to pour glue in the lock. That’s how my kids keep me out of the liquor cabinet.”
How is he going to drunk order birthday presents now?
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