Concertgoers who want to watch from the pit face two challenges. First, you gotta fight through the crowd or get to the show early enough to get up front. Then, once you’re there, there’s the inevitable quandary: How does one hit the bathroom without losing their spot?
Liquid Death, purveyors of heavy metal-themed drinking water, have finally solved this age-old problem with the new limited-edition Pit Diaper: “The first heavy metal diaper.”
It may seem like an early April Fools joke, but it’s real: a codpiece made of “premium, cruelty-free quilted pleather, accented with chains and spikes, to seamlessly blend into any outfit.”
Furthermore, it’s compatible with Depend Guards for Men, so you “never miss your favorite song or worry about leaks ever again.” Essential if you’re slamming Liquid Death water or iced tea in a sweaty pit.
Converge drummer Ben Koller is someone who’s witnessed his fair share of jam-packed moshes, and he’s the first rocker to officially endorse the Pit Diaper.
“The show can’t be stopped for a bathroom break,” Koller stated via a press release. “With the Pit Diaper, I can hydrate without missing a beat.”
The Pit Diaper is available for $75 exclusively from Liquid Death’s website. Check out the hilarious infomercial launch video below.