A sci-fi DNA-altering contraption …
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And a whole-ass motorcycle …
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But never a single punch. Earlier in the episode, Morbius even goes full Donkey Kong and throws a barrel at Blade. Then again, perhaps his hands are just too sensitive for forming fists. Ever tried to punch someone with your butt? We don’t recommend it. (But if you’re into it, we don’t judge.)
And speaking of Blade …
No Blades, Either
Blade’s name in this show is actually false advertising. The “Vampire Hunter” part is accurate, but the “Blade” itself is not, because instead of his iconic katana, they just gave him some sort of laser sword. Technically, he should be called Crappy Knock-Off Lightsaber, the Vampire Hunter.
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But wait, wasn’t this the same network that aired X-Men: The Animated Series? We seem to remember Wolverine being in that. How many times did you see him actually attack people with his claws, though? Unless he was fighting robots, those things were mostly decorative. He pretty much just used them against stuff like Cyclops’ car, his own alarm clock, some salami, and, of course, a turkey leg.