During longer gags as a scorned reality-show contestant:
And as a kick-ass driver saving little sis Skipper from pervs on the Bone Bus:
Stars like Margot Robbie are already beating the drum for the feature film, claiming it will defy viewer expectations. “People generally hear Barbie and think, ‘I know what that movie is going to be,’” she told Vogue. “And then they hear that Greta Gerwig is writing and directing it, and they’re like, ‘Oh, well, maybe I don’t…’”
Sorry, Margot, but we’re pretty sure we know what the movie won’t be: A movie that explores the world of Barbie as thoroughly as Robot Chicken. The show has been on this plastic corner for years. You think you’ve got a better version? Better bring it.
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