Despite the fact that director Chad Stahelski previously sang Mantzoukas’ praises in interviews, claiming that he “adds a lot to the film, and the world expansion,” adding that “he’s a fucking great guy,” the Tick Tock Man isn’t in the new film, which is a colossal letdown. Perhaps the filmmakers should have gone with Mantzoukas’ idea for John Wick Chapter 4, subtitled Wick and the Tick.
As Mantzoukas told Conan O’Brien back in 2019, he foresaw a movie that mainly involved “me and Keanu Reeves getting into hijinks.” What kind of hijinks? At one point, the mismatched pair would go on a double date that “doesn’t go well.” Oh, and since John Wick has a dog, the Tick Tock Man would get a parrot. And then, in the end, the Tick Tock Man kills John Wick for some reason. Then the next movie would be John Wick Chapter 5: The Tick Tock Man Chronicles.
For some dumb cowardly reason, Hollywood didn’t bite, and we are cinematically worse off because of it.
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